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Friday, June 03, 2005

why i hate my boss

i washed my shoulders twice today
it's nice to keep them clean
and while i washed i watched my boss
invent a time machine

he put it in his little bag
and took it to the fair
and showed it to the passers-by
who had assembled there

they clapped when he had showed them
he giggled and he coughed
and threw the bag into the air
the people watched it drop

it smashed onto my shoulders
and the blood flowed out dark red
i turned round to my boss and smiled
and punched him in the head

1 Comments:

At 2:46 pm, Blogger JT said...

workshy, you are really rocking. fills me with glee.

 

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